Books

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Grandma was upset her grandson still hadn’t found a spouse.

Apparently, he found thirty.

Welcome to ’Twas the Night Before Christmas—if Grandma found out what her gay grandson has actually been doing all year.

She believes in flowers, courtship, and waiting until marriage.

He believes...

Waygroovy: Side Effects Include Groovyness
A Funny Adult Coloring Book About Weight Loss Shots, Side Effects, Glow-Ups & Skinny Chaos

Congratulations. You’re losing weight, gaining compliments, and becoming just nauseous enough to be interesting.

Waygroovy is the hilarious adult coloring book for anyone riding the modern weight loss shot...

MoonJaro: One Small Shot for Man, One Giant Leap for Our Pants Size

A Coloring Book. A Fever Dream. A Family Brought to Its Knees by a Weight Loss Injection.

If you know someone on MoonJaro… this book is for you. If you are on MoonJaro… this book is still for you.
This is a parody coloring book that tells the story of one Italian-American family’s...

So Ya Wanna Get a Tattoo?
The brutally funny gift book for anyone thinking of getting inked — or already regretting it.

Meet Grandma Ghost: the sassy, slightly buzzed Ghost of Tattoo Regret. She’s here to take you (or your impulsive friend) on a hilarious, rhyme-filled ride through 20+ reasons you might want to rethink that “deep” quote on your...

Got called a gold digger?

Oh, dear.

A man with money and class has never called a woman a gold digger. He’s too busy buying flowers, making reservations, and behaving like his mother raised him indoors.

“Gold digger” is broke-man code for:

“Why won’t you carry my financial load?”

Enter the Ghost of Gold Digger Pride.

She knows the accusation is...

Not all heroes wear belts. Some carry Birkins.
So Ya Wanna Be a Trophy Wife?

If you believe, you can achieve. In heels.

The perfect gift for your hot friend under 30 —
Or your average friend with potential (after some work, weight loss, and maybe a jawline).
Just don’t give it to anyone over 30. That’s cruel.

...

Funny Dating Book for Women – The Perfect Gag Gift for Your Best Friend (With Real Advice That Actually Works)

Buying a dating book?

Shopping for your best friend who keeps choosing potential over reality?
That one friend who is terrible at dating?
Your promiscuous friend who needs to get it together?
Your single girlfriend stuck in situationships?...

His son is your age. His mother is alive.
But please, tell us what you’d like for Mother’s Day.

Good evening, dear. I’m the Ghost of Blended Families. You called yourself “bonus mom,” and somebody’s actual mother summoned me.

You married their dad. Beautiful ring. Lovely dress. At what point during the reception do you believe you gave birth?

You...

GRANDMA’S GOING OUT WITH THE LADIES THIS NEW YEAR’S.

She is not listening to you cry for the twelfth year in a row over another “suitor” who wanted everything except to make you his wife.

Brandy in one hand and old-fashioned standards in the other, Grandma has exactly zero tolerance left for another New Year’s Day sob story.

And darling, body...

Which friend was worried about your manicure while they took your fingerprints?

Sorry You Have Crazy Friends! (And I’m One of Them!) is a stylish little roast of the women who are late, loud, inappropriate, overconfident, and somehow exactly who you call when life goes sideways.

They know your secrets. They’ve seen your worst decisions. They...

Mom told me to ride my bike in the street because homeless people need the sidewalks.
Cars can be scary.

She said math is racist, so two plus two can be whatever I want.

I wanted a Barbie, but Mom said Barbie was oppressive—so she gave me a gender-neutral potato.

She says feminism is empowering—even though she’s paying Dad alimony.

Mom may vote...

Sorry Your Co-Workers Are A**Holes!

A Funny Office Humor Book and Gag Gift for Anyone Surviving Corporate Chaos

If you’ve ever sat in a meeting that should have been an email…
If you’ve ever smiled through workplace drama while screaming internally…
If you’ve ever thought, “Is it me, or are these people insane?”

Congratulations. You’re employed.

Something tasteful for her coffee table. Something terrible to open in front of her in-laws.

Now that’s a Hanukkah gift.

Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Hanukkah! dresses up a thoroughly inappropriate conversation in gorgeous illustrations and the familiar rhythm of ’Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Bubbe has pearls, schnapps, and questions her...

Know a woman about to marry a man with kids? Congratulations. You just found her intervention.

So Ya Wanna Marry A Man With Kids? Really! is part gag gift, part brutally funny reality check for the bride-to-be who thinks love, patience, and a cute engagement ring can handle kids, an ex-wife, child support, custody schedules, family holidays, and...

Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote Democratic! Stop Friends from Making the “Left” Choice

Looking for the perfect gag gift that will leave your friends in stitches? Look no further! Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote Left! is the hilarious guide you never knew you needed. Packed with side-splitting rhymes and witty illustrations, this short and snappy...