Your Silly Mom Votes “Left” : but you don’t have to!

Mom told me to ride my bike in the street because homeless people need the sidewalks.
Cars can be scary.

She said math is racist, so two plus two can be whatever I want.

I wanted a Barbie, but Mom said Barbie was oppressive—so she gave me a gender-neutral potato.

She says feminism is empowering—even though she’s paying Dad alimony.

Mom may vote left, but when I grow up, I’m voting for common sense. I don’t want to put a pronoun sticker on my potato—or pay alimony in menopause.

Your Silly Mom Votes “Left”: But You Don’t Have To! is an outrageous adult political coloring book filled with sarcastic rhymes, bold illustrations, and politically incorrect humor about the contradictions of modern progressive life.

Written like a children’s book—but definitely not for children—this book turns arguments about politics, parenting, feminism, crime, taxes, borders, abortion, pronouns, and political correctness into ridiculous comedy you can color.

Perfect for conservatives, Republicans, politically incorrect humor fans, and anyone who has ever survived a painfully long political lecture from a family member.

Color the chaos. Laugh at the contradictions. Give it to the person who needs a coloring book—and a family intervention before she starts assigning pronouns to the potato.