So Ya Wanna Be Called Stepmom? (So Ya Wanna.... Book 5)

His son is your age. His mother is alive.
But please, tell us what you’d like for Mother’s Day.

Good evening, dear. I’m the Ghost of Blended Families. You called yourself “bonus mom,” and somebody’s actual mother summoned me.

You married their dad. Beautiful ring. Lovely dress. At what point during the reception do you believe you gave birth?

You packed a lunch? Nannies cook too, dear.

And before you insist his grown son call you Mom, remember: you went to high school together. He’s seen you do a keg stand.

So Ya Wanna Be Called Stepmom? is a lavishly illustrated adult gag gift featuring sarcastic rhymes, unpaid babysitting, questionable titles, and husbands who keep replacing the wife without updating the job description.

For the friend dating a dad, the second wife who prefers “wife,” or anyone whose family introductions require an explanation and a drink.

She registered for a blender.
You’re concerned about what she’s trying to blend.