So Ya Wanna Marry A Man With Kids?: Really? (So Ya Wanna.... Book 1)

Know a woman about to marry a man with kids? Congratulations. You just found her intervention.

So Ya Wanna Marry A Man With Kids? Really! is part gag gift, part brutally funny reality check for the bride-to-be who thinks love, patience, and a cute engagement ring can handle kids, an ex-wife, child support, custody schedules, family holidays, and the occasional urge to fake her own disappearance.

Enter the Ghost of Blended Family Future: a martini-loving, magnificently judgmental grandmother who has been dead for a thousand years and has absolutely no time for your friend’s romantic optimism.

Through wicked rhymes and outrageous illustrations, she gives one soon-to-be wife a guided tour of the life she may be signing up for — from divorce roulette and wife auditions to therapy, stepfamily holidays, money drama, ex-wife politics, and the uncomfortable realization that marrying Dad does not automatically make you Mom.

It’s rude. It’s ridiculous. It’s wildly inappropriate in exactly the right places.

And underneath all the jokes is one very simple question:

Are you really sure you want to do this?

A hilarious gift for bridal showers, bachelorette parties, engagements, birthdays, divorce parties, or that friend who just announced, “He has kids, but there’s no drama.”

Because sometimes the nicest thing a friend can give you is support.

And sometimes it’s a sarcastic ghost holding a martini.