So Ya Wanna Get a Tattoo?: In my day tattoos were for Tramps, Sailors, and Pirates (So Ya Wanna.... Book 10)

So Ya Wanna Get a Tattoo?
The brutally funny gift book for anyone thinking of getting inked — or already regretting it.

Meet Grandma Ghost: the sassy, slightly buzzed Ghost of Tattoo Regret. She’s here to take you (or your impulsive friend) on a hilarious, rhyme-filled ride through 20+ reasons you might want to rethink that “deep” quote on your ribs or Chad’s name on your hipbone.

This is not advice. It’s a roast.
And it’s perfect for:

• Anyone considering their first tattoo

• People with full sleeves and full regret

• Moms who pray their kids don’t ink up their flawless skin

• That one friend who got “breathe” in cursive and thinks it changed their life

Inside this fully illustrated book, Grandma Ghost dishes out her savage wisdom in biting rhymes, covering topics like:

• Wedding day disasters (your dragon sleeve wasn’t in the dress code)

• Tattoo trends that didn’t age well (barbed wire, infinity symbols, lip prints)

• Bad placements & worse decisions (“You tattooed his name on your neck? Did you use your brain?”)

• Fading, sagging, and other ink-related tragedies

• Laser removal pain and the $3,000 price tag to erase Chad

Whether you’re 18 and impulsive or 58 and still blaming your ex for that dolphin smoking a Juul on your thigh — this book is for you.

A hilarious gag gift
A savage coffee table conversation starter
The ultimate “please don’t do this” gift for your kid, niece, or roommate

So Ya Wanna Get a Tattoo? won’t stop you from getting inked…
But it will absolutely make you laugh before (or after) you do.