Don’t Be A HO HO HO For Christmas: The Only Balls You Should Play With Are on the Tree

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Grandma was upset her grandson still hadn’t found a spouse.

Apparently, he found thirty.

Welcome to ’Twas the Night Before Christmas—if Grandma found out what her gay grandson has actually been doing all year.

She believes in flowers, courtship, and waiting until marriage.

He believes in men with abs.

She wants him to find Mr. Right.

He keeps finding Mr. Right Now.

And after learning what a twink, a bear, a daddy, an otter—and an open marriage are, Grandma has officially decided:

Her grandson’s dating life requires stronger brandy.

Don’t Be a Ho Ho Ho for Christmas is an outrageously funny illustrated Christmas parody for the gay man in your life who has everything.

Including several men Grandma would like returned.