So Ya Wanna Be A Trophy Wife? : The Hardest Training of Your Life: Blood, Sweat & Botox! (So Ya Wanna.... Book 8)

Not all heroes wear belts. Some carry Birkins.
So Ya Wanna Be a Trophy Wife?

If you believe, you can achieve. In heels.

The perfect gift for your hot friend under 30 —
Or your average friend with potential (after some work, weight loss, and maybe a jawline).
Just don’t give it to anyone over 30. That’s cruel.

Welcome to Trophy Wife Training Camp

Where the only thing heavier than the pressure is the diamond.

This isn’t a fairytale. It’s a job.
Harder than becoming a Navy SEAL.
Harder than getting a PhD.
Harder than training for the Olympics while on a juice cleanse.

You’ll need to:
✔️ Be fit enough to make influencers cry
✔️ Learn multiple languages (more suitors = more options)
✔️ Stay Botoxed, blow-dried, and 3 lbs under your emergency weight
✔️ Fake small talk, hold eye contact, and learn to cry pretty

Your schedule? 24/7.
Your salary? Beauty and survival.
Your benefits? None — unless you win.

Because here’s what she knows:
💔 Love is optional. Stability is not.
🧠 You can’t raise kids or live soft on vibes and a man with bad credit.
💅 Affluent attractive men have high standards — and “average, overweight, opinionated” isn’t on the list.

And she’s not dumb. She knows what most women pretend not to:

• Pretty has power

• Money solves 90% of problems

• Being a wife is work — she refuses to work at being pretty and have have a job outside the home too

Her coach? A ghost in heels and pearls — yelling truths from the afterlife:

“Flat hair is a felony.”
“Facial movement is malpractice.”
“Calories kill.”
“You don’t age — you expire.”

Inside this savage, illustrated, rhyming guide:

🔥 Every brutal round of training: body, face, teeth, hair, posture, wardrobe, IQ, manners, entourage
🔥 Zero excuses, zero carbs, zero broke friends
🔥 Full glam. Full commitment.

So Ya Wanna Be a Trophy Wife?

Lace up. Gloss up. Shut up. Show up.
Because love alone won’t save you —
but a 7-bedroom house with a guest wing and a nanny might.

From the bestselling “So Ya Wanna” series:

✨ So Ya Wanna Pay Alimony in Menopause?
✨ So Ya Wanna Marry a Man with Kids?
✨ So Ya Wanna Get Divorced?
✨ So Ya Wanna Live, Laugh, Love?
✨ So Ya Wanna Date Broke Sperm?