So Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm?: 2 Common Sense Dating Rules That’ll Get You The Ring! (So Ya Wanna.... Book 6)

Funny Dating Book for Women – The Perfect Gag Gift for Your Best Friend (With Real Advice That Actually Works)

Buying a dating book?

Shopping for your best friend who keeps choosing potential over reality?
That one friend who is terrible at dating?
Your promiscuous friend who needs to get it together?
Your single girlfriend stuck in situationships?
Your recently divorced friend jumping back into chaos?

Perfect. You just found the intervention.

Meet So Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm? — a 60+ page, full-color illustrated dating advice book and gag gift where a chain-smoking ghost grandma drags modern women through the history of dating, exposes exactly where everything went wrong, and delivers two savage rules that scare off bad men and bring standards back.

If you’re searching for:

• a funny dating book for women

• a dating advice book with humor

• a gag gift for your best friend

• an illustrated relationship book

• a gift for someone bad at dating

• a funny gift for single women

• a dating book that tells the truth

this is it.

Charles Dickens had a ghost to scare Scrooge out of greed.

This ghost is here to scare women out of sleeping with mediocre men and calling it empowerment.

Why This Makes the Perfect Dating Gag Gift (With Real Impact)

This is not soft advice.
This is not therapy talk.

This is brutal honesty wrapped in dark humor and beautiful illustrations.

Across more than 60 fully illustrated pages, Ghost Grandma roasts everything modern dating broke:

• Cavemen who once hunted mammoths (now men hunt Wi-Fi)

• Hookup culture (“Prostitutes lost their jobs — we all know why. At least hookers got paid. Now it’s Netflix and ghosting.”)

• Fake empowerment (“I’m a modern woman! I can lay and pay!” — no, sweetheart, that’s clearance pricing)

• The real science of bonding (men get dopamine, women get oxytocin — and no, that’s not equal)

• Shocking dating history no one ever taught you

Then she drops the hammer:

Two simple dating rules that flip the entire dating game back in women’s favor.

No chasing.
No auditioning.
No begging men to grow up.

Just boundaries, leverage, and self-respect.

Sample Pages You’ll Be Reading Out Loud

“If he were dating Margot Robbie, he’d show up on time,
Reservations booked, jacket, flowers — prime.
He’d grab the check — no math, no split,
No ‘gold-digger’ smear — no acting like a dimwit.”

—

“Some modern women fear sugar and tap water, it’s true,
But risk STDs with whoever feels new.
She bans seed oils, calls chemicals sin,
But not a man’s junk — or what he shoots in.”

—

“I’m a modern woman! We’re equal! I can lay and pay!”
No you’re not, dear — that’s dumb to say.
Did he spend two hours getting hair, nails, and dressed?
While bleeding, cramping, hormonally stressed?

Who This Dating Book Is For

• Girls starting to date

• Best friends

• Your friend who is bad at dating

• Your promiscuous friend who needs a wake-up call

• Divorced women re-entering dating

• College students navigating situationships

• Anyone confused by modern dating culture

• Anyone who appreciates savage humor with real wisdom

It’s funny.
It’s uncomfortable.
It’s painfully accurate.

And yes — it’s absolutely gag-gift worthy, with truth bombs exploding harder than Fourth of July fireworks.

But underneath the laughs is real psychology, real history, and real advice that actually works.

So Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm?

Two rules.
Endless power.
And finally… the ring.