She’s A Gold Digger! : A.K.A. The Broke Man’s Anthem (And Why It’s a Compliment)

Got called a gold digger?

Oh, dear.

A man with money and class has never called a woman a gold digger. He’s too busy buying flowers, making reservations, and behaving like his mother raised him indoors.

“Gold digger” is broke-man code for:

“Why won’t you carry my financial load?”

Enter the Ghost of Gold Digger Pride.

She knows the accusation is the evidence.

He wasn’t worried you were after his fortune.
He was worried you’d notice there wasn’t one.

So pull up a chair as she raises a martini to cheap dates, wounded egos, imaginary inheritances, and men who want a glamorous woman at a friendship rate.

Give this funny dating book to your best friend, sister, coworker, or anyone accused of chasing money by a man asking to borrow hers.

And remember, ladies:

Money keeps people housed, warm, fed, and alive.

Your tiny waist has never paid an electric bill.

You want a grown man with a plan.
He wants a woman who hasn’t eaten bread since 2019.

But sure, dear.

You’re the shallow one.