Don't Be A HO HO HO

Got a friend who’s been a little HO HO HO? There’s a book for that.

Christmas. Hanukkah. New Year’s. Valentine’s Day. Birthdays. Gay or straight—bad decisions don’t discriminate.

The holiday editions put a very naughty spin on “’Twas the Night Before Christmas,” while the rest revisit the hookups and questionable decisions your friend was hoping everyone had forgotten.

Beautifully illustrated. Ridiculously rhymed. Completely inappropriate.

Give it to the friend who puts the HO in every holiday.

Don’t Be A HO HO HO For Christmas: The Only Balls You Should Play With Are on the Tree

From the series: Don't Be A HO HO HO

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Grandma was upset her grandson still hadn’t found a spouse.

Apparently, he found thirty.

Welcome to ’Twas the Night Before Christmas—if Grandma found out what her gay grandson has actually been doing all year.

She believes in flowers, courtship, and waiting until marriage.

He believes...

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Don’t Be A HO HO HO This New Year’s!: The only balls that should drop are in Times Square

From the series: Don't Be A HO HO HO

GRANDMA’S GOING OUT WITH THE LADIES THIS NEW YEAR’S.

She is not listening to you cry for the twelfth year in a row over another “suitor” who wanted everything except to make you his wife.

Brandy in one hand and old-fashioned standards in the other, Grandma has exactly zero tolerance left for another New Year’s Day sob story.

And darling, body...

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Don’t Be A HO HO HO This Hanukkah: be a good bubbeleh

From the series: Don't Be A HO HO HO

Something tasteful for her coffee table. Something terrible to open in front of her in-laws.

Now that’s a Hanukkah gift.

Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Hanukkah! dresses up a thoroughly inappropriate conversation in gorgeous illustrations and the familiar rhythm of ’Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Bubbe has pearls, schnapps, and questions her...

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Don’t Be A HO HO HO This Halloween!: The only thing you should ride is a broom

From the series: Don't Be A HO HO HO

Looking for the perfect gag gift this Halloween? “Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Halloween” is the hilarious third installment in the wildly popular “Don’t Be a HO HO HO” series! Following the success of “Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Christmas” and “Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Hanukkah,” this Rated-R book delivers laugh-out-loud rhymes, inappropriate humor,...

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