Don’t Be A HO HO HO This Halloween!: The only thing you should ride is a broom

Looking for the perfect gag gift this Halloween? “Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Halloween” is the hilarious third installment in the wildly popular “Don’t Be a HO HO HO” series! Following the success of “Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Christmas” and “Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Hanukkah,” this Rated-R book delivers laugh-out-loud rhymes, inappropriate humor, and playful advice for women looking to avoid spooky one-night stands and hold out for the real deal!

Each page features a sexy Halloween costume paired with witty, outrageous rhymes that’ll keep you and your friends laughing for hours. From Catwoman to the Firefighter, no costume is safe from Grandma’s sassy advice! Check out these examples:

Catwoman:

“As Catwoman, you’re a beautiful pussy,
Don’t waste your time with a player or a wussy.
Your claws are sharp, and your suit is tight,
But trust me, pretty Flower, he’s not Mr. Right.”

Firefighter:

“As a firefighter, you’re hot as can be,
But don’t play with his hose, you’ll see.
You’ve got the flame, but don’t fan the heat,
Or you’ll be the one feeling the burn in defeat.”

Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and doesn’t shy away from a bit of Rated-R fun, “Don’t Be a HO HO HO This Halloween” is a must-have for your Halloween party, gift exchange, or even as a fun coffee table book. Grab your copy today and remember… don’t be a HO HO HO this Halloween!